Hi. Welcome to day two of my two-day tribute to how smart women are. Yesterday we took a look at the rather prodigious female capacity to be inventive. Today we’re gonna talk about another proof-positive indicator of girl brain power. I ask you, if not because of superior intellect how do you explain all of the things women can make men do?
Women are certainly as smart as men, probably smarter. That’s not controversial, and no dude I know would A) argue the point or B) give a holy shit. In normal human circles, it’s not a competition and this imaginary modern-day battle – men vs. women – never crosses the mind. Anyway, one clear indicator of female wit and intelligence is the things they’ve invented.
There seems to be a law, at least in America, that when a girl hits sixty years of age she has to cut off all her hair and then coat it in product so that it stands up on her head like porcupine quills.