There are a lot of things you have to do in life, the secret is, the key to happiness in many ways, is knowing those things you never have to do twice. Well, depending on who you talk to, some of these things you get to do or have the pleasure of doing, but I say the things on the list are a general pain in the ass and I’m bitter about having to do them in the first place and I’ll be damned if I’ll do them twice. No, life is full of big broad categories whereby you should just have to check the box and be done with it … forever.
Blue And Gray, Shoot And Pray
Ely Parker, a full-blooded Seneca Indian was at the surrender at Appomattox. Robert E. Lee remarked to him, “I’m glad to see one real American here.” Parker replied, “We’re all real Americans here.”
Praying For Christmas Miracles
Miracles happen every day, or so they tell me. On an optimistic day, I see them in nature and, someday, I hope to see them in my fellow man. But those aren’t Christmas miracles. Christmas miracles are the ones that, when you simply think something, it instantly comes true. So here goes … I wish …