The NFL Draft was dumb … and I watched it like everybody else. The pundits are saying it was a breakthrough success, that’s rubbish. The American people were simply desperate. Anyway, I had lots of questions. People hate people with lots of questions … at least mine come with answers.
Sports is really the main reason why television was invented. It’s the reason we own seven TVs – so we can watch games in every room. Back in Japan, Sony thought up the concept of television so that he could watch the NFL draft from his home in Yokohama, then he invented the remote so that he could toggle between the draft and the New York Yankees game.