Read A Fuckin’ Book

I was given a pinback button not too long ago that said exactly that. It’s not really an angry command just a blunt suggestion. There will never be a better time, I mean there’s no sports on TV so what else are you gonna do? If it helps, you can drink while reading, or maybe smoke a cigar, that way, the next time you pick up that book you’ll smell the cigar you smoked – what a lovely olfactory reminder.

Don’t worry, I’m gonna give you some practical suggestions. You won’t have to rely on any sketchy ratings from Amazon, rather you can find your next great read by following the sketchy recommendations provided below.

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