It’s disturbing how many balding men I see every day. Maybe dudes are working too much or maybe the gene pool is hideously fractured or maybe men in this country are just a bunch of pussies and they cower at the first strand of hair they find in their combs and decide they should adopt baldness as their pathetic destiny.
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The people who want to sell you Charmin bathroom tissue have lost their fuckin’ minds – in a foul and disgusting way. Of course, no one buys bathroom tissue, we buy, and probably hoard, fuckin’ toilet paper and I guess that’s where the big con starts. Read more
Have you been watching the X Games? Have you been recording it so you can watch it when all your fuckin’ skater friends come over and you can converse about gnarly flip kicks and Ollies and then after a few beers you can go out front and skate off your curb? How cool would that be?