It’s disturbing how many balding men I see every day. Maybe dudes are working too much or maybe the gene pool is hideously fractured or maybe men in this country are just a bunch of pussies and they cower at the first strand of hair they find in their combs and decide they should adopt baldness as their pathetic destiny.
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The people who want to sell you Charmin bathroom tissue have lost their fuckin’ minds – in a foul and disgusting way. Of course, no one buys bathroom tissue, we buy, and probably hoard, fuckin’ toilet paper and I guess that’s where the big con starts. Read more
We’re all in this together. Never has a bigger lie been perpetrated on the American public. The very nature of the government’s attempt to deal with the flu has created the complete opposite – we’re not all this together, rather it’s every man for himself. The government and the media are in a frantic race, an outrageous game of one-upmanship, to see who can advance the direst news and opinions. This has driven the population into hiding, making every human being an island. Nothing could be more contrary to togetherness.