It’s true. It’s a genetic impossibility and it has nothing at all to do with Sammy Hagar. It all became clear after an exhaustive scientific study.
My truck failed the smog check – the legally-sanctioned, ecological farce of a boondoggle known as the fuckin’ communist California smog check. It was turning into an ordeal so I decided to get some advice from the experts, that is, I went to the bar.