If you make a living watching sports, you’ll see a lot of silly things perpetrated by fans and players and broadcasters and rules makers. Well, I don’t make shit watching sports, in fact, I pay dearly, for cable and tickets and t-shirts that bulge from every drawer in the house and autographed footballs that get donated to poor people by accident … and so the silliness I see leads to anger and frustration and unheard screams for logic and common sense and mature adult behavior.