There seems to be a law, at least in America, that when a girl hits sixty years of age she has to cut off all her hair and then coat it in product so that it stands up on her head like porcupine quills.
The Short Hair Law

There seems to be a law, at least in America, that when a girl hits sixty years of age she has to cut off all her hair and then coat it in product so that it stands up on her head like porcupine quills.