He wears thongs (on his feet) virtually everywhere he goes but he’s never going to the beach. He wears them to a ball game even though it’s likely that beer will be spilled all around him and that he may need to wade through a men’s bathroom with overflowing piss troughs. On rainy days in February, he exposes his feet. He wears the cheapest sandals made when he’s out on the town, he wears them with Dockers, with gym shorts, he wears them horseback riding. If he needed to go to a construction site he’d wear them there and there’s no amount of potential dirt or fashion advice or public humiliation that can dissuade him because, well, he’s Flip-Flop Guy. If you pay attention in the course of daily life you’re sure to see him.
The Sad Story Of “Flip Flop” Guy
