There are a bunch of groovy rock songs that talk about how “rock will never die” or how “you can’t kill rock & roll.” I wanna believe the concept and more than once I’ve screamed, “Fuck, ya!” when I hear those words and the badass guitar riffs that go with them. It turns out it’s not really true. Rock & roll is slowly expiring because the people who dig it and make it are expiring … so bye-bye Miss American Pie.
On average, humans have superior smelling capabilities with their left nostril.
What a great fact. It means that I can basically walk around with a finger up my right nostril and really not lose much smelling power. Beyond that, it’s simple, pretty damn gee-whiz-able and just beautifully digestible. It’s the kind of knowledge nugget that a guy like me can find, place in my little basket of enlightenment and be quickly on my way.
Winston Churchill was at a dinner party, a bit tipsy when a woman approached and said: “You, sir, are drunk!” To which Churchill replied: “Yes, madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober.”