postaday – Page 12 – They're Just Words

Posted on December 22, 2017December 21, 2017 by Patrick

Sock-Shoe, Sock-Shoe

A lot of you don’t know how to put your shoes and socks on. It’s sad really, alarming and sad. The time that was spent teaching children how to tie their shoes, it turns out, should have been spent on backing up a step and showing them how to actually install the socks and the shoes. Now it’s an epidemic with a huge swath of humans picking up shoes and picking up socks and just putting them on any old way – willy-nilly! Maybe a bit of explanation and a little song will help.

Posted on December 21, 2017December 20, 2017 by Patrick

The Story Of The Backward-Knee Bird

On the day the Lord created birds he gave them all the gift of flight but he also gave them other characteristics and anatomical distinctions that, in his wisdom, would help them on their journey. But birds, not unlike the flightless species they share the world with, often failed to see the goodness in God’s plan and tended to complain about the challenging aspects of their winged existence.

Posted on December 20, 2017December 19, 2017 by Patrick

Rocket To The Future Or Back To The Stone Age?

A lot of people have apparently made up their minds about time travel. They pick Star Wars. They want spaceships and robots and lightsabers and intergalactic shenanigans. They’re stoked about living someplace other than earth although there really doesn’t seem to be that much to do and there appears to be a serious shortage of chicks. I don’t pretend to understand it. I find earth to have some groovy things going for it and, this is just me, but if I was forced to pick an alternate dimension, I’d pick Bedrock.