Millennials are kind of an easy target, misunderstood, painted with the broad brush, and I’m not the type to pile on … uh, yes I am.
Rent-A-Millennial
The $500 Christmas Whistle
I started working there in March and by Christmas time I pretty much had the lay of the land. I was trapped in a world of hipsters, well, this was 1993 so the hipster of today hadn’t been invented yet, but they were hipsters nonetheless, twentysomethings who worshipped at the altar of Steve Jobs, wore shirts made of recycled paper, had multiple tattoos with at least one of them depicting Mother Earth crying and ate anything labeled organic.
Revelations In Home Economics
Today’s lesson concerns grocery shopping. It’s important to use certain strategies and mental approaches, and if you follow along, you can greatly reduce the chance of seeing anyone you know, increase the likelihood that normal, edible, high-in-sugar-and-salt items end up in your cart and guarantee that you emerge from the weekly ordeal with a measurable amount of testosterone still coursing through your veins.