Nick Saban coaches football at Alabama … you knew that. So you probably also know that he’s a chap ass. In sports, the best coaches, the ones that seem to win the most are almost always prickly jerks (Belichick, Popovich, Bobby Knight … I could go on). Anywho, Saban is irritated because Alabama fans never stay for the whole game. Why should they? In recent skirmishes, they played New Mexico State and Western Carolina and something called Mercer. They typically win games by sixty-five points and the average coed gets thirsty and bored and, well, horny, so they leave at halftime. By halftime of most Alabama games, the third-stringers are in and when the coach pulls the starters isn’t that the universal code to leave the stadium, that the outcome of the game has been decided?

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