You have been teleported to this planet from a far-off galaxy. You know very little about humans, but you’ve been told they have free will and that most have reasoned judgment. Before you have the chance to cruise the Sunset Strip or consume sixty-four ounces of soda an earthling hands you something called a newspaper. He calls your attention to the front page where there is written a question-and-answer article between a writer and two famous humans. Having just arrived in this solar system you are completely unfamiliar with those answering the questions, still, you are encouraged to read on.