Lots of people are under house arrest and when you were at work, well, you knew what to do with idle time, but now what? You can’t have fun because yer supposed to be at work. And you can’t just do more of what you did before Corvid or what you did on weekends – things like drinking, smoking, listening to loud rock music and using profanity. Some of you probably dig video games or golfing every day or watching SportsCenter for hours or maybe cruising the Worldwide Interweb for inappropriate purposes. But now you can’t do any of those things because: A) you’re supposed to be at work, remember? B) you may want to stay married (why is beyond me) and in a good marriage happiness is only doled out in small doses and C) all that fun stuff takes dough, and the only thing that sucks more than being bored is being broke and bored.