Well, the Sports-We’re-No-Good-At Games have started. Were you just a little bit embarrassed when the Americans trotted out at the opening ceremonies with 250 snowboarders and engulfed the one little athlete from Trinidad and Tobago in an unprecedented selfie-absorbed display? The guy from Trinidad had a flip phone and more the one dude on Team USA thought he was a server and asked him to fetch a cocktail. Maybe I’m just easily embarrassed. I’m watching the Winter Olympics anyway for mostly the same reason all men watch the Winter Olympics – to see attractive Scandinavian women.
Ya, But The Americans Would Win A Snowball Fight
