I heard a commercial that said something like, “Just send us the names of your favorite brands and we’ll send you back some clothes that you’re sure to like.” I thought to myself, That’s a really stupid idea! But then I realized that I live in a society where knuckleheads spend all of their free time inventing solutions to problems that don’t exist. The dumb ideas never stop – shirts that don’t have to be tucked in, socks that come in sizes like shoes, strollers made for dogs, people grocery shopping for you, razor blade delivery because shaving is the hardest thing men will ever have to do and it requires new blades every day.

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