cigars – Page 2 – They're Just Words

Posted on November 24, 2017November 16, 2017 by Patrick

Tell Me A Joke, Let’s Have A Smoke

Cigar Salutations From The Old Glory Society*

There was a time when the funniest guy in the room was a short Jewish guy holding a cigar. It’s possible that cigars make you funnier. Or maybe cigar smokers are just lazy and instead of getting a real job they first try to make a buck by telling jokes. When’s the last time someone came up to you and asked (someone other than your five-year-old), “Hey, wanna hear a good joke?” Shit, I get it, if someone offers to tell you a good joke in 2017 you figure he’s gonna drop his pants or something. Still, life would be simpler, more enjoyable if we told more jokes and smoked more cigars.

Posted on October 27, 2017October 26, 2017 by Patrick

Toilet Paper & The “Everyday” Cigar

Cigar Salutations From The Old Glory Society*

We’ve always called it the toilet paper cigar – affectionately. When you get to know a cigar you can talk about it irreverently. Over the past twenty years, I’ve smoked over 1,000 of them. It’s a cigar you can depend on, a cigar of substance that delivers consistent satisfaction. It’s an everyday friend and every cigar smoker needs at least one of those.

Posted on October 12, 2017October 11, 2017 by Patrick

Gotta Match?

Cigar Salutations From The Old Glory Society*

As a cigar smoker, if you need to inquire about the availability of fire, you’re woefully unprepared my friend. Smoking a cigar isn’t a game of chance. You don’t buy cigars at the local 7-Eleven on impulse and you don’t catch one on fire with whatever’s on hand, like one of those long-tipped, pull-the-trigger things you light a barbecue with. If things go right, you’re going to have that cigar in your mouth for about an hour, so let’s have a little respect, huh?