Winston Churchill was at a dinner party, a bit tipsy when a woman approached and said: “You, sir, are drunk!” To which Churchill replied: “Yes, madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober.”
The Modern Drunk
Winston Churchill was at a dinner party, a bit tipsy when a woman approached and said: “You, sir, are drunk!” To which Churchill replied: “Yes, madam, and you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober.”