Have you been watching the X Games? Have you been recording it so you can watch it when all your fuckin’ skater friends come over and you can converse about gnarly flip kicks and Ollies and then after a few beers you can go out front and skate off your curb? How cool would that be?
The heat of summer will drive men to do unsavory things. Yesterday I saw a gent who, by all appearances was hovering around the age of sixty, walking the neighborhood without a shirt on. In general, this is to be considered inappropriate behavior.
Not many people seem too interested anymore about getting to heaven. Indeed, there are entire continents of people who don’t even believe such a thing exists and in societies where heaven was once a popular final destination most have decided that long-range goals just spoil the immediate pursuit of fun. Thinking pragmatically, if heaven were to lie somewhere north of here I think that most people would consider it an in-demand option, and as such, admission into heaven seems to warrant some sort of contemplation here on earth.