Stories & Anecdotes – Page 22 – They're Just Words

Posted on December 16, 2017December 14, 2017 by Patrick

The End Of Your Marriage And Finding A Place For Your Stuff

I need to talk to you about your stuff. Where is it? I bet you don’t know. I bet you know where your lame stuff is, your clothes, toilet articles, shovels and rakes and that liquid that’s supposed to help you re-grow your hair. But I bet you don’t know where any of your good stuff is, like your old vinyl, those pictures of your high school girlfriend, the silver dollars your grandpa gave you, that pile of vintage Sports Illustrateds or that Davy Crockett coonskin cap you had when you were seven. You need to find a better place for your stuff, man.

Posted on December 10, 2017December 10, 2017 by Patrick

Cavity Search

The original Life Savers flavors: Pep-O-Mint, Wint-O-Green, Vi-O-Let, Choc-O-Late, Cin-O-Mon, Cl-O-ve, Lic-O-Rice.

-O- how clever. -O- how delicious. -O- brother! Life Savers are tasty. Wild Cherry’s good, wintergreen can hit the spot, Pep-O-Mint burns the inside of your mouth. They used to have a pack called Fancy Fruits – delish; there was a grapefruit-flavored one in there. I’ve eaten thousands and thousands of packs, always using my fingernail to push the next candy to the top of the pack, so that at pack’s end I’d have a perfectly hollow, intact package. That’s how the professionals do it.

Posted on December 9, 2017December 7, 2017 by Patrick

Fruity & Musical Deliciousness

The computer kind of apple is a cult, but the fruit and musical kind are sheer genius. One comes in one of nature’s most perfect, self-contained packages, while the other typically comes with some sort of delicious harmony or nutritious lyrical composition that feeds body and soul. They talk about the benefits of an apple a day – today my friends, you shall have it.