What’s the best part about eating a steak? If you said under your breath, the steak sauce, you’re exceptionally bright.
Your Rights Are At Steak
Snow People
No one should drive around with a personalized license plate that will easily allow the rest of us to profile and make fun of them, but they do and I do. I pulled up behind this one yesterday – ME♥SKE – which I took to mean that this Nissan Leaf driver really hearts to ski. My deductive reasoning was aided by a window sticker that said My Other Car Is On The Bunny Slope and another on the bumper reading Ski Naked.
The Marriage Soundtrack – Episode One
Your married right? My apologies. The following was recorded in every married household in America. It was acquired from the federal government through the Freedom of Information Act. They tape every conversation that takes place anywhere in the continental US (duh!). I remind you of this only so you won’t think I made this up.