Saw a yellow car today. Bright yellow. It wasn’t a taxi.
Does anything scream bad judgment louder than buying a yellow car?
Does any action say I suck at making adult decisions more than walking onto a car lot and purchasing the only vehicle that looks like a lemon?
Remember that commercial where everyone was in line at a convenience store? It was a long line and it was moving pretty good because everyone was paying with his bank card … then a guy stepped up and paid with cash and that fucked everything up.
Did you ever take two or three showers in a single day? Have you ever been asked, in all seriousness, “Hey man, when was the last time you took a shower?” It’s likely most of us live somewhere between these two extremes and when in doubt, my hope is that most of the people I know and come in contact with err on the side of more bathing.