Most of the people I encounter should spend less time trying to be gluten-free and make a more concerted effort to be glutton-free.
In Other Words
Find Your Shirt. Keep It On.
The heat of summer will drive men to do unsavory things. Yesterday I saw a gent who, by all appearances was hovering around the age of sixty, walking the neighborhood without a shirt on. In general, this is to be considered inappropriate behavior.
Trail Mix-Up
Every modern snack food is a derivative of trail mix, which means that all snack makers, on some level, are related to Euell Gibbons. This dude did a Grape-Nuts commercial in the seventies where he said, “Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.” In general, people ended up making fun of old Euell for that and it earned him the lifelong label of wood-eater. But from what I see these days in grocery and convenience stores it seems like there’s a crapload of wood-eaters out there.