Screw Basketball, Here’s The Real Sweet Sixteen

You can fill out a college basketball bracket if you want but this year, thankfully, there’s a super-sweet alternative. Welcome to the Best Candy Ever Tournament, a sixty-four candy contest that is sure to give you extra energy, dislodge fillings and, should you find it necessary to eat all sixty-four treats to help you feel confident in your selections, render you unable to button your pants by Easter.

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The Little Girl Was Sent By U.S. Mail

FUN FACTS: RANDOM ACTS OF TRIVIA

Life is mostly about the pursuit of knowledge and, therefore, the collection of fun facts. All my fun facts were harvested personally … They started as a physical book purchase from Amazon, then moved to a Kindle download where I bookmarked them by hand; at the conclusion of a book they were transcribed into a Snoopy Moleskine, and finally, they appear here for your personal wonderment.
  • In February of 1914 the Pierstorffs of Grangeville, Idaho sent their five-year-old daughter to visit her grandmother seventy-five miles away in Lewiston via parcel post because it was cheaper than a train ticket. Little Mary Pierstorffs weighed forty-eight pounds, just under the fifty-pound limit. The charge was fifty-three cents and it was attached to the front of her coat.

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Meditations On The Silverware Drawer

Last night I opened the horizontally-sliding wooden container that holds our family’s cutlery and a spoon stood up. It kinda popped forward, rising above the others at a ninety-degree angle and quite literally tried to jump into my hand. Now, this could have been the result of spoon overcrowding or the physics involved when a tilted metal utensil meets the pulling force of a hungry person, but I rather think that this little spoon volunteered. I opened the silverware drawer and one enthusiastic inhabitant essentially said, Pick me, pick me! I certainly appreciated the extra effort, the pride this individual spoon took in his job and it made me think – the place where the knives, forks and spoons live is a parallel universe worth exploring.

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