Did you happen to catch the Billboard Music Awards a few days ago? Me neither. These types of award shows only exist so that every schlub who ever appeared on programs like American Idol and The Voice can win something. Good for them. The youth of today needs the positive reinforcement that comes along with a “participation” trophy.
Most of the social etiquette surrounding food pertains to the form of eating that involves a knife and fork. When food is served on a plate, when someone uses a spatula to assign you a portion and places it on the plate in front of you, most people understand what’s expected of them.
Saw a yellow car today. Bright yellow. It wasn’t a taxi.
Does anything scream bad judgment louder than buying a yellow car?
Does any action say I suck at making adult decisions more than walking onto a car lot and purchasing the only vehicle that looks like a lemon?