No one should drive around with a personalized license plate that will easily allow the rest of us to profile and make fun of them, but they do and I do. I pulled up behind this one yesterday – ME♥SKE – which I took to mean that this Nissan Leaf driver really hearts to ski. My deductive reasoning was aided by a window sticker that said My Other Car Is On The Bunny Slope and another on the bumper reading Ski Naked.
Your married right? My apologies. The following was recorded in every married household in America. It was acquired from the federal government through the Freedom of Information Act. They tape every conversation that takes place anywhere in the continental US (duh!). I remind you of this only so you won’t think I made this up.
“Excuse me, do you come here often?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Can you please tell us what’s at the top of that incline, we don’t want to traipse all that way if it’s a dead end.”
“There’s a picnic shelter and a bathroom and a horseshoe pit and the road then connects to the road that surrounds the lake … but if you don’t mind, people don’t typically go up there.”
“Too tough of a climb, huh?”
“Well, no ma’am, it’s haunted up there.”