When you’re the oldest guy in the room – cranky or not – people want to ask you questions. We sat down with the angry old fucker recently to get some answers.
The Cranky Old Guy Returns
The Short Hair Law
There seems to be a law, at least in America, that when a girl hits sixty years of age she has to cut off all her hair and then coat it in product so that it stands up on her head like porcupine quills.
Mormons In The Garage
People live either a garage-door-open or a garage-door-closed existence. One allows the circulation of air and the possibilities that can arrive on the wind, the other, I suppose, gives the blessing of solitude and the illusion of privacy. Those that choose closed must ultimately face the demons within, those that pick open must deal with whatever wanders in.